AISubs v3.7
Hello, we are Shibuya's Shibuya!
Toshimitsu and...
Yumaru and...
Hell's Gate's "It's hard to die in there"
Hi, we're Tetsuya!
Today...
Yes!
Even in the cold...
We're 29 years old now...
So we have to move our bodies...
Yes!
So we'll have fun...
Even in the winter!
That's what we'll do!
Yes!
Even in the cold!
Wait a minute!
Oh, sorry, we're filming.
No, we're sorry.
Wait, wait, wait...
Huh?
What?
- Let's have fun! - Your back is huge!
- Whoa! - He's huge!
You can't say that kind of stuff.
I want you to say it. Think of it.
It's a cold and painful winter sports!
Take it off!
- I want you to say it! - Hey!
No, no, no...
Stop, stop, stop!
- Take it off! - Take it off!
It's cold! It hurts! It hurts!
- No... - Say it!
Why can't you say it?!
- No... - Why can't you say it?!
- You're gonna say it, right? - Yes.
Please say it.
- It's cold. - Huh?
- If you say it's cold... - Yes.
- I'll put a bandage on your back. - Whoa!
I want you to say it!
- Yeah, back in the day... - Wow!
- I didn't know about that. - I didn't know about that.
- It really hurts. - He has big hands.
- It really hurts. - It hurts.
- It really hurts, so be careful. - Whoa!
- Huh? - I didn't ask you to say "start"!
- You said it. - Start!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- That was fast! - That was fast!
So, today...
- We've prepared a lot of sports for winter. - Yes.
- Yes.
If you say "cold and painful" in this sport...
You'll be cut off.
Don't say it too much or you'll be cut off.
- You'll be cut off. - You'll be cut off.
- You'll be cut off, so don't say it.
- Let's do it in order. - Cold!
- Cold!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- I won't do it! - I won't do it!
- So, shall we start? - Yes!
The first sport...
We'll have you whistle.
- Whistle! - Whistle!
- Ah! - Yes, yes.
- It's been like this since elementary school. - I can't do it.
- It's a 20-meter... - No!
- It's like this in the air... - No!
I'm sorry!
- Ah! - Ah!
- It's true! - You're a sportsman!
LOL
- It's a one-shot trap! - It's a one-shot metal!
- Ah! - Ah!
- It's bad! It's really bad! - This way!
- Ah! - Ah!
- Wait! - Wait!
You're nice, but...
- Gah! - It was really bad just now!
I was like, "Ah, maybe a little more" with the secret one.
- Yeah. - It was the first time I rated an M-1 car.
- It's definitely low! - It's definitely low!
- The first person to do it wins. - Uwah!
START!
- OK, OK! - Ah, OK!
- The teacher's here. - The teacher's here.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- First of all, we'll do the "katanarashi" thing. - Ah!
- The person who can do it 30 times in a row will win. - 30 times?!
- 30! - 3, 4, 5...
- I'm pretty good at it! - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...
30! Shut up!
- 30! - Yay!
- You did it, Nari! - You did it, Nari!
- Ah... - The teacher told you to sit down last time, right?
- Did you hear that? - I'm a bad teacher, Nari.
- Let's do it 30 times in a row. - Why do we have to sit down once?!
- 30 times in a row?! - Let's go!
- Ready, go! - I'm not good at it, Nari.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
- Ah! - Ah!
- My waist! - 30!
- It's fast! - 30!
- 30 times in a row! - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
- Ah! - Ah!
- Ah! My waist! - Ah!
- Eh? I can't do it, Nari! - No, you can't!
30 times in a row!
- You're a beginner, but you're doing better than me. - That's true!
- Ah! - Eh? What did you say just now?
- Eh? But... - Ah! What did you say just now?
- You said "ouch", didn't you?! - I said "ouch", didn't you?!
- You said "ouch", didn't you?! - You said "ouch", didn't you?! - You said "ouch", didn't you?!
Nooo!
- Aaahhh! - You still have a chance.
- Aaahhh! - Ah!
- I hit it several times! - Still?
- It's too late! - He's still going up after you hit it.
Not yet, Nari!
- All right! It's over! - Come on, you two, sit down!
- Sorry! - Sorry, Nari!
- You guys, cool your heads down! - Waaaah! Nari!
- This is bad! - It's too late, Nari!
- Shall we try a high jump? - Oh, you're right.
- I've done high jumps for about 15 years. - I've done high jumps for about 15 years.
- He's dead. - Yeah.
- King Nari... - Waaaah!
That was close!
- That was close! - Waaaah!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
Waaaaah!
- Good job! - Good job!
- Good job, King Nari! - Good job, King Nari!
- King Nari, come on! - Come on!
- Come on!
- You guys are good, right? - Yes, we are!
- But you guys should watch out for the players!
- Watch out for them! - That's right!
- Come on, King Nari! - Come on, Nari!
- Huh? - Huh?
- It doesn't matter how long it is. Let's try 10 times!
- 10 times...
- The last one to jump is the winner!
- Oh! I did it!
- How did you do it?
- You're good!
- I did it!
- You're good!
- You're in first place!
- Okay! - Okay!
- Is this "Hayabusa" or what?
- It's "Hayabusa".
- Okay, then it's over. Next up is Genoa.
- 10!
- Okay, Genoa.
- I can't do it!
- Okay, Genoa, sit down.
- I'm sorry!
- Genoa, you've been working out a lot lately,
- and it doesn't look like you'll have a problem with filming,
- so we'll end it here for now.
- Yay!
That was close.
That was the worst.
- Yeah. - That's true.
Fast-paced ears.
Huh?
You said it, didn't you?
It's not what you think it is, right?
- Can't I say it in words? - You can't say it in words.
No, you said it.
- I lost it. - Your ears are loose now.
You said it.
Yes! Miss shot!
- Huh? - You lost it!
Toshimitsu, you're playing Ransun now.
Next, let's do either one.
- Wow! - I want to do it.
There are so many sports I hate.
Hahaha!
- Why did you win? - You said it.
- Huh? - You're cheating!
- Don't move! - You're cheating!
- Let's play either one... - I'm not cheating!
Let's play either one and see which one is better.
Which one do you want?
- Fast! - Fast!
- That was good! - Wow!
That was close!
Okay, today...
No matter where you look at it, there's not enough people to play either one.
- That's right. - That's right.
You're invincible!
- Oh! - Oh!
- You don't have to come out even if you win. - Yay!
- Yay!
- Teacher and Teacher Ryo will do the game. - Huh?
- How do we end it?
- Like this? - You're invincible!
Hahaha!
Well, if you say "go" four times, we'll end it.
- If you say "go", we'll cut you off. - Yeah, that's right.
- Screaming might be good. - Yeah.
- There's no point in screaming differently. - Yeah.
- That's okay. - Okay, let's start with each team.
- Okay! - Okay!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- Is this no good? - Wow!
- I thought it was an eye-catch. - Hahaha!
You might have heard "wow" in the eye-catch.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Okay, let's go! - Okay, let's go!
- I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it! - For real!
- He's gonna get it. - I'm gonna get it.
Yay!
- Yay! - Yay!
Wait, this is bad!
- Wow! - Yay!
- What are you doing? What are you doing?! - What are you doing?!
- What are you doing?!
- Ow! - Ow!
- Take this. - Ow!
- For real, please. - Please!
What?!
- You're too loud! - What's this "whatever"?!
- Hey! You're making me lose it! - I'm losing it!
- I'm not dying! This isn't fun at all! - What's up with you?!
This isn't funny!
- This isn't funny! - Say something!
- What's up with you?! - We're not having a moment of excitement!
- This is... - This is...
- Which one?! - What? What?
- I said, say something! - It's working! It's working!
- What?! - Ow!
- Okay, okay. - I can't grab it! I can't grab it!
- Okay, two more times. - Okay, I can do it.
- Okay, let's take off your eyes. - This is bad!
- I can't grab it normally.
- Me neither.
- Here I go! - Ah! It's suddenly hard!
- It's suddenly hard! - Okay!
- What!? - Your clothes! - My clothes! - Your clothes!
- Die! - Ah, crap!
- If you dodge it, it won't hurt. - Decibel Shadow Clone!
- Wait! - Ah, crap!
- Something's wrong! - Something's wrong!
- Let's do Taimanin. - What, what, what?
- Why are you doing Taimanin? - I'm declaring Taimanin!
- Okay, let's try melting your body. - Ah, let's go with this.
- Let's try from the back. - Wow, my back hurts!
- Wow, your back hurts! - Wow!
- Isn't this a foreign prisoner's game? - That person is probably fast.
- Let's end it with someone's face hit! - Okay!
- Ah! - Ah!
- Okay!
- That's a strong one! - Okay!
- Ah! - Ah!
- Stop hitting me! - Okay!
- Dodgeball is over! - Best! - Was it fun?
- Yeah, it was fun. It made me laugh mysteriously. - It was fun in a mysterious game.
- Don't step on me with a spike! - Really?
- And you just said it! - What? - You just said it!
- You said it! - Ah!
- Lastly, everyone, baseball is over. - Baseball is over!
- It hurts when you hit a weird part of your glove, so make sure you hit it properly. - Okay!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- What's wrong? - This guy really hit me right in the back of my head.
- You said it. You said it just now. - Yeah, I said it.
- You said you'd put a guard on me. - Yeah.
- You know, the usual baseball player. - Yeah.
- I said "why?" and you said it. - Yeah.
- "Sorry, I didn't notice." And I said it. - Yeah.
- And you're the one who took it back. - Yeah, yeah.
Hit me!
Hey!
Aaaaaah!
- So far... - So far...
- So far, you've taken back what you said. - You took it back.
- For real?!
- But you know, today... - Yeah.
- I don't know why it's so warm today. - Yeah.
- I don't think we'll ever say "it's cold outside." - Yeah.
- So in order to make this video more exciting... - Yeah.
- I'd like you to try throwing the ball at different speeds. - Yeah.
- Um... I hope you have fun. - Yeah!
[Starting now!]
- Okay, let's get started! - Okay!
- If you make a ridiculous mistake... - Yeah!
- I'll put a guard on you based on my judgment. - Yeah!
- I really want you to put a guard on me. - Let's take it back.
- I really want you to put a guard on me. - Let's go!
- You said something just now. - What did I say?
- You said something just now! - Huh?
- You said something just now! - That's too much!
- That's too much!
- That's crazy!
- Nice! - Nice ball!
- What?! - Huh?
- Well, well, well... - It's okay if you're doing well.
- Yeah. - Huh?
- It's okay if you're doing well. - Huh?
- I don't know. - Huh?
- What?! - Huh?!
- Oh, sorry! - Oh, sorry!
- Oh, I messed up!
- Okay! - Okay...
- Okay, okay. - Okay, okay.
- Oh, it's like... - My index finger is starting to hurt.
- Nooo! - Ouch!
- Ouch!
- It hurts! - Ouch!
- That was a good fix! - Ouch!
- What?! - Ouch! I don't want to do this anymore!
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- You're weak, Rinaldo! - Ouch!
- Ouch!
- It was beautiful yesterday. - Yeah. - It was beautiful yesterday.
Maybe I'll just randomly throw it diagonally.
- Okay! - Okay!
- Oh, there it is! - Oh, wait!
Whoa!
- It's better to be fast, right? - Huh?
- Okay! - Oh!
- Nice ball! - Nice ball!
- Yes! - Nice!
- This is amazing! - Nice ball!
- Nice ball!
- Nice! - Nice!
- Oh, nice ball! - No!
- There's no more here!
- No! - It's so funny!
- You should try it, too!
- I think I'm pretty good at this. - Yeah.
- I'll hold it for you. - Why?
- Because you're the strongest. - Oh!
- No!
- Okay, here we go! - Okay!
- Keep going for 20 seconds! - Okay!
- I'll go first! - Okay!
- Here we go! - Okay!
- One! - One!
- Two! - Two!
- I didn't get it. What's wrong? - You didn't get it.
- What's wrong? - After "two"...
- It's "three"! - Oh, "three"! - Oh, "three"!
- Oh, I was thinking about it! I'm sorry!
- Oh! Oh!
- Ouch! - You're good!
- You can do it, guys!
- Out! - Out!
- Hey, you're out! - Out!
- As a basketball player, you're a bad boy!
- Go! - 10...
- 2...
- Out!
- No, I can't do it with both hands! - You can't do it with both hands!
- I can't do it with both hands!
- 1...
- 2... - 3...
- 10! - 10!
- You can do it!
- Go! - Go!
- 13! - 13!
- 14! - 14!
- 10! - 10!
- Out!
- Half! - Nice, nice!
- Let's reset it for now! - We have 10 more!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- Go! - Go!
- 12! - 12!
- 13! - 13!
- Go! - Go!
- 16! - 16!
- 17! - 17!
- 18! - 18!
- 19! - 19!
- Out!
- We did it again!
- That was awesome!
- He did it again!
- We did it!
- Let's go. - Let's see our hands.
- I think it's this floor. - I think it's here. - What do you think? - It's here.
- I think it's... - What do you think? - Kajikan.
- Kajikan Kung Fu Generation.
- The wind feels good right now. - It's really comfortable.
- Who was the most hurt in the end? - It's hard to say.
- It's like, which one and... and we have more things to say. - Yeah, yeah.
- These two. - These two.
- It's like, in the end, it hurts or... - No, no, no.
- I'm sorry! - But...
- Even if we do it like this, when it's over... - It's still a fun spot.
- It was fun, but... - It's a nostalgic spot. - Yeah.
- I want you to do "up and down" first. - Up and down.
- Please do "up and down" after you're an adult. - It's not "down and up", though.